Category Archives: TV & Film

Episode 56 – Age Of The Dragons

2011’s AGE OF THE DRAGONS is a fantasy retelling of Moby Dick, starring Danny Glover as Ahab, Corey Sevier as Ishmael and Sofia Pernas as Rachel. Matt and Drew discuss an intriguing premise, with an ultimate execution that had nothing fun or interesting to offer. Agree with our assessment? Disagree? Let us know in this episode’s comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter!

Episode 55 – Jason And The Argonauts

Matt and Drew dip back into Drew’s childhood with 1963’s JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS! Arnold Schwarzenegger would play Machine-Gun-Arm-Jason! The most incredible Uncle Hercules ever put to film! The only reason Acastus is an Argonaut is his amazing announcer voice! The second greatest movie monster of all time is filled with boiling Kool-Aid!

Episode 54 – Ruslan And Ludmila

In Soviet Russia, 1972’s RUSLAN AND LUDMILA watches Matt and Drew! The Spam Chronicles Part 2! Ladies gettin’ sucked out windows! The Beckies, the Christies and the Susans never speak! ALL OF THE BEHEADINGS!

Episode 53 – Dungeons And Dragons

Matt and Drew phone-a-friend to help them understand 2000’s DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! Muscle wizards! Our main villain is a wizard who works on Wall Street! Blumpy lobs! The best thing in this entire movie is a pit full of cake mix and marshmallow fluff!

Episode 51 – Erik The Viking

Matt and Drew take a break from cleaning up storm debris to watch 1989’s ERIK THE VIKING! Swedish production companies allow Norwegian Vikings! Mickey Rooney’s a crazy pumpkin! Makin’ bank off of Ragnarok! THE AGE OF AXE!

Episode 50 – Mythica: The Godslayer

Matt, Drew and Amanda celebrate Reel Fantasy’s 50th episode by closing out the Mythica series, with 2017’s MYTHICA: THE GODSLAYER! Caviar is underwhelming! Hard PG-13 Mythica! Marek’s mother is super-important now for some reason! Always drink goddesses slowly!

Episode 49 – Mythica: The Iron Crown

Matt and Drew return to the mythical myth of Mythica with 2016’s MYTHICA: THE IRON CROWN! I’da got away with it if it weren’t for the Magic Moochers! The Happer of Tek is an artifact of incredible power! Sudden steampunk and single-use blunderbuss! OWL!!!

Episode 48 – Tangled

Matt and Drew brush up on the most expensive animated film of all time, 2010’s TANGLED! The original Cabbage Patch Kid! Enchanted turnips make perfectly suitable dummy babies! Hey, there Teenage Tower Girl! Drew’s not real big on this film!

Episode 47 – Once Upon A Warrior

We’re back! Matt and Drew tackle their first Tollywood film, 2011’s ONCE UPON A WARRIOR! Love songs amid piles of dead bodies! Mary Poppins meets Mister Universe! Rick Steele’s on a mission, but does nothing…ever! Beach Blanket Hindu!