Matt and Drew tackle their first animated fantasy with 1977’s WIZARDS! Columbo the wizard, string-bikini-clad full-fledged fairies, song-and-dance rabbis and you know…for kids! Plus, Drew uses an excess of euphemisms for breasts.
Matt and Drew find disconcertingly little to complain about with 1985’s LEGEND! Archetypal blank slates, familiar fairy faces, that’s neither here nor there and the best damned makeup ever put to film. Plus, Drew gets happy birthday wishes for the second day in a row.
Matt and Drew return to some old stomping grounds with 2015’s MYTHICA: THE DARKSPORE! Surprise elves, gojiberry pies, little marmots and even more Kevin Sorbo. Plus, Drew starts things off with a little leftover haggis.
Matt takes this one solo with the entirety of THE HIGHLANDER FILM SERIES! Spanish-Japanese-Egyptians with Scottish accents, Highland Scotsmen with Swiss accents, rapidly declining villain quality and the crippling weight of arbitrary rules. Plus, Drew doesn’t show up even once.
Matt and Drew wish the Dark was rising a little less stupidly with 2007’s THE SEEKER! Why is the Black Rider riding a white horse? Why is Ian McShane playing Merriman Lyon? Why are the Stantons American? And why is Will a 14-year-old douche? Among countless other questions. Plus, Drew crumbles under the crushing weight of Matt’s disdain for this desecration of his childhood literary favorite.
Matt and Drew prove the lie inherent in the title of 1984’s THE NEVERENDING STORY! Oh the Germanity, intricate and thinly-veiled clinical depression metaphors, Frank Zappa’s kid and unpaid-off emotional setups. Plus, Drew has a perfectly respectable showing in the Reel Fantasy Tons’o Tricky Tropes Trivia Test!
Matt and Drew get in touch with their animal sides with 1982’s THE BEASTMASTER! Cow babies, Arnold the Tiger, overly-sensitive vegan barbarians and Cleo McDowell’s flaring nostrils. Plus, Drew has a vastly different opinion of the film than Matt does.
Matt and Drew go new-school with 2014’s MYTHICA: A QUEST FOR HEROES! Kevin Sorbo, Kevin Sorbo, Kevin Sorbo and Kevin Sorbo. Plus, Drew gets a fykin’ curse word bleeped out.
Matt and Drew catch Muppet Mania with 1982’s THE DARK CRYSTAL! Androgynous puppets, potato people, SkekRobert and flayed-rabbit-nightmare-creatures. Plus, Drew expresses displeasure at the thought of roly-poly, squishy, tentacly thingies rubbing their roly-poly, squishy tentacles all over him.
Matt and Drew delve deeper into the history of the fantasy genre and come up with 1962’s THE MAGIC SWORD! TV-quality sets, 20-year-old plague-orphaned prince-knights, dodgy Irish accents and curses out the wazoo. Plus, Drew draws comparisons to Ed Wood, The Munsters, Barbie, Scooby-Doo, The Princess Bride, Star Trek, Jason And The Argonauts and Krull…but NOT Lord Of The Rings.