Category Archives: Regular Episodes

Episode 42 – Darby O’Gill And The Little People

Matt and Drew celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day in style, with 1959’s DARBY O’GILL AND THE LITTLE PEOPLE! We’re completely wrong, Sean Connery sings as Draco in DRAGONHEART! All laws should be written as pop songs! A lament for Pony! Davey O’Dill gets Darby O’Gill’s mail all the time!

Episode 41 – The Sword And The Sorcerer

Matt and Drew make up for a missed episode last week or whenever, with 1982’s THE SWORD AND THE SORCERER! Bad touch ET powers! Roooooocket Swooooooooord! For Crackers! Honey, I invited Philip and Elizabeth over for dinner tonight, they’ve just had their tongues cut out, so it’s going to be a little awkward!

Episode 40 – Merlin

Matt, Drew and Amanda prove what horrible human beings they are by viciously mocking speech impediments in 1998’s MERLIN! Hot Topic is the world of magic! Uther Pendragon is a Martian! Hank Hill should have been Merlin! Gnomes shoot blanks, this is common knowledge!

Episode 39 – Dragons: A Fantasy Made Real

Matt and Drew don’t get fooled again by 2004’s DRAGONS: A FANTASY MADE REAL!  Law & Order: Special Dragon Unit! Dragons are deadbeat dads! Harry Potter is a credible scientific source! Dragon eggs are full of chocolate!

Episode 38 – A Kid In Aladdin’s Palace

Matt and Drew visit the legally distinct fictitious land of “Not-Agrabah” in 1998’s A KID IN ALADDIN’S PALACE!  E.T.’s just givin’ out Corvettes to people!  Fisher-Price Staffs Of Ra shine rainbows on kindergarten cartoon maps!  Alexander Robert and the Forty Thieves!  The return of Blarkle!

Episode 37 – The Adventures Of Hercules

Matt and Drew revisit pseudo-Greek pseudo-mythology with 1985’s pseudo-movie, THE ADVENTURES OF HERCULES aka HERCULES II!  Lou Ferrigno didn’t know he was in this movie!  Hercules versus Bigfoot!  Punching always more punching!  Science is magic, but magic is not science!

Episode 36 – Howl’s Moving Castle

Matt and Drew go utterly insane while watching and talking about 2004’s HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE! Steampunk saturation point immediately exceeded! Howl is SUPER bishounen! BLARKLE! Inexplicable, unrequited and unwarranted love!

Episode 35 – Kull The Conqueror

Matt and Drew return once more to the Hyborian Age or whatever, with 1997’s KULL THE CONQUEROR! Kull is so effin’ metal! Eunuchs by association! Just make non-committal grunts and wave your hands! No one ever thinks to ask Kull if he can just stop being king or something!

Episode 34 – The Pagemaster

Matt, Drew and Amanda discover that reading is FUNdamental with 1994’s THE PAGEMASTER! Inexplicable WGA disputes! Macauly Culkin’s huge, forever-chapped lips! Leaky dinghies need to be plugged! You never see flashing neon exit signs in valleys!