Matt and Drew take a run at some of Drew’s cherished childhood memories with 1981’s CLASH OF THE TITANS! Drew loves this movie so much! PG-rated full-frontal nudity! Medusa’s head is a bag full of jelly donuts! Clash Of The Titans was released THE SAME DAY as Raiders Of The Lost Ark!
Matt and Drew tag-team an amazing shaken-soda-bottle analogy to describe the villains’ actions in 1994’s THE NEVERENDING STORY 3: ESCAPE FROM FANTASIA! Nobody’s the same, everybody’s different! The Dastardly Nastardlies! Slip’s just bad at making friends! Melonhead is stormin’ out!
Matt and Drew make their glorious return to Bakshi’s World Of Boobs with 1983’s FIRE AND ICE! There’s only thongs! I’m a guy, you’re a girl, I’ve got stuff, you’ve got stuff, let’s have stuff together! Ten-foot-tall-man-eating jungle chickens! I’m Caveman Batman!
To celebrate the ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY of The Reel Fantasy Podcast, Matt and Drew play 1983’s KRULL: THE BOARD GAME!
Matt and Drew celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day in style, with 1959’s DARBY O’GILL AND THE LITTLE PEOPLE! We’re completely wrong, Sean Connery sings as Draco in DRAGONHEART! All laws should be written as pop songs! A lament for Pony! Davey O’Dill gets Darby O’Gill’s mail all the time!
Matt and Drew make up for a missed episode last week or whenever, with 1982’s THE SWORD AND THE SORCERER! Bad touch ET powers! Roooooocket Swooooooooord! For Crackers! Honey, I invited Philip and Elizabeth over for dinner tonight, they’ve just had their tongues cut out, so it’s going to be a little awkward!
Matt, Drew and Amanda prove what horrible human beings they are by viciously mocking speech impediments in 1998’s MERLIN! Hot Topic is the world of magic! Uther Pendragon is a Martian! Hank Hill should have been Merlin! Gnomes shoot blanks, this is common knowledge!
Matt and Drew don’t get fooled again by 2004’s DRAGONS: A FANTASY MADE REAL! Law & Order: Special Dragon Unit! Dragons are deadbeat dads! Harry Potter is a credible scientific source! Dragon eggs are full of chocolate!
Matt and Drew visit the legally distinct fictitious land of “Not-Agrabah” in 1998’s A KID IN ALADDIN’S PALACE! E.T.’s just givin’ out Corvettes to people! Fisher-Price Staffs Of Ra shine rainbows on kindergarten cartoon maps! Alexander Robert and the Forty Thieves! The return of Blarkle!
Matt and Drew revisit pseudo-Greek pseudo-mythology with 1985’s pseudo-movie, THE ADVENTURES OF HERCULES aka HERCULES II! Lou Ferrigno didn’t know he was in this movie! Hercules versus Bigfoot! Punching always more punching! Science is magic, but magic is not science!