Category Archives: Regular Episodes

Episode 49 – Mythica: The Iron Crown

Matt and Drew return to the mythical myth of Mythica with 2016’s MYTHICA: THE IRON CROWN! I’da got away with it if it weren’t for the Magic Moochers! The Happer of Tek is an artifact of incredible power! Sudden steampunk and single-use blunderbuss! OWL!!!

Episode 48 – Tangled

Matt and Drew brush up on the most expensive animated film of all time, 2010’s TANGLED! The original Cabbage Patch Kid! Enchanted turnips make perfectly suitable dummy babies! Hey, there Teenage Tower Girl! Drew’s not real big on this film!

Episode 47 – Once Upon A Warrior

We’re back! Matt and Drew tackle their first Tollywood film, 2011’s ONCE UPON A WARRIOR! Love songs amid piles of dead bodies! Mary Poppins meets Mister Universe! Rick Steele’s on a mission, but does nothing…ever! Beach Blanket Hindu!

Episode 46 – Clash Of The Titans

Matt and Drew take a run at some of Drew’s cherished childhood memories with 1981’s CLASH OF THE TITANS!  Drew loves this movie so much! PG-rated full-frontal nudity! Medusa’s head is a bag full of jelly donuts! Clash Of The Titans was released THE SAME DAY as Raiders Of The Lost Ark!

Episode 45 – The NeverEnding Story 3

Matt and Drew tag-team an amazing shaken-soda-bottle analogy to describe the villains’ actions in 1994’s THE NEVERENDING STORY 3: ESCAPE FROM FANTASIA! Nobody’s the same, everybody’s different! The Dastardly Nastardlies! Slip’s just bad at making friends! Melonhead is stormin’ out!

Episode 44 – Fire And Ice

Matt and Drew make their glorious return to Bakshi’s World Of Boobs with 1983’s FIRE AND ICE! There’s only thongs! I’m a guy, you’re a girl, I’ve got stuff, you’ve got stuff, let’s have stuff together! Ten-foot-tall-man-eating jungle chickens! I’m Caveman Batman!

Episode 42 – Darby O’Gill And The Little People

Matt and Drew celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day in style, with 1959’s DARBY O’GILL AND THE LITTLE PEOPLE! We’re completely wrong, Sean Connery sings as Draco in DRAGONHEART! All laws should be written as pop songs! A lament for Pony! Davey O’Dill gets Darby O’Gill’s mail all the time!

Episode 41 – The Sword And The Sorcerer

Matt and Drew make up for a missed episode last week or whenever, with 1982’s THE SWORD AND THE SORCERER! Bad touch ET powers! Roooooocket Swooooooooord! For Crackers! Honey, I invited Philip and Elizabeth over for dinner tonight, they’ve just had their tongues cut out, so it’s going to be a little awkward!

Episode 40 – Merlin

Matt, Drew and Amanda prove what horrible human beings they are by viciously mocking speech impediments in 1998’s MERLIN! Hot Topic is the world of magic! Uther Pendragon is a Martian! Hank Hill should have been Merlin! Gnomes shoot blanks, this is common knowledge!