All posts by Reel Fantasy

Episode 54 – Ruslan And Ludmila

In Soviet Russia, 1972’s RUSLAN AND LUDMILA watches Matt and Drew! The Spam Chronicles Part 2! Ladies gettin’ sucked out windows! The Beckies, the Christies and the Susans never speak! ALL OF THE BEHEADINGS!

Episode 53 – Dungeons And Dragons

Matt and Drew phone-a-friend to help them understand 2000’s DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! Muscle wizards! Our main villain is a wizard who works on Wall Street! Blumpy lobs! The best thing in this entire movie is a pit full of cake mix and marshmallow fluff!

Episode 51 – Erik The Viking

Matt and Drew take a break from cleaning up storm debris to watch 1989’s ERIK THE VIKING! Swedish production companies allow Norwegian Vikings! Mickey Rooney’s a crazy pumpkin! Makin’ bank off of Ragnarok! THE AGE OF AXE!

Episode 50 – Mythica: The Godslayer

Matt, Drew and Amanda celebrate Reel Fantasy’s 50th episode by closing out the Mythica series, with 2017’s MYTHICA: THE GODSLAYER! Caviar is underwhelming! Hard PG-13 Mythica! Marek’s mother is super-important now for some reason! Always drink goddesses slowly!

Episode 49 – Mythica: The Iron Crown

Matt and Drew return to the mythical myth of Mythica with 2016’s MYTHICA: THE IRON CROWN! I’da got away with it if it weren’t for the Magic Moochers! The Happer of Tek is an artifact of incredible power! Sudden steampunk and single-use blunderbuss! OWL!!!

Episode 48 – Tangled

Matt and Drew brush up on the most expensive animated film of all time, 2010’s TANGLED! The original Cabbage Patch Kid! Enchanted turnips make perfectly suitable dummy babies! Hey, there Teenage Tower Girl! Drew’s not real big on this film!

Episode 47 – Once Upon A Warrior

We’re back! Matt and Drew tackle their first Tollywood film, 2011’s ONCE UPON A WARRIOR! Love songs amid piles of dead bodies! Mary Poppins meets Mister Universe! Rick Steele’s on a mission, but does nothing…ever! Beach Blanket Hindu!

Episode 46 – Clash Of The Titans

Matt and Drew take a run at some of Drew’s cherished childhood memories with 1981’s CLASH OF THE TITANS!  Drew loves this movie so much! PG-rated full-frontal nudity! Medusa’s head is a bag full of jelly donuts! Clash Of The Titans was released THE SAME DAY as Raiders Of The Lost Ark!